Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

Penis Yeltsin

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.

"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"

by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

Penis Licker

This usually means that someone likes to lick or suck the male's genitalia.

Matthew: Yo, do you know Tafeta? He's a real penis licker to Mauricio.

by Duhtacobell April 1, 2018

tri penis

The act of braiding three penises together.

Michael’s girl never expected him and his two friends to have created a Tri Penis when she showed up to his beer club meeting.

by BillyJenk123 May 15, 2018

Being a Penis

When a girl is being a total pussy

"Gosh, Becky is Being a Penis"

by beingapenis May 21, 2018

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017