michaeL

not just a drunk homeless asshole, he's the king of the trash heap, clawing his way to the bottom with each swig of his cheap liquor... With no life he will drink and be homeless, until he commits a RayRay.

Shut Up MichaeL we only allow you in here cuz you're a toy for us to abuse.

by SnoopyPi February 3, 2024

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Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

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Michael Jordan Mentality

What Brodee Floyd doesn’t have

“Jhit don’t got Michael Jordan Mentality”

by BIGGERBEEF January 29, 2022

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Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

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Michael Aaron Weber

A person with a pp the size of a tinny pill bottle

Michael Aaron Weber
-“What do I look like”
M-
“You have a pp the size of a tiny pill bottle”

by Theoffical_God130 September 28, 2021

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Michael anusursius

here we see a wild Michael anusursius is out on the daily hunt for women but then the Russell chadius comes and takes the woman and the Michael anusursius has to watch how the Russell chadius has victory over the Michael anusursius

the Michael anusursius is a failure

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahfhdjej April 22, 2023

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