If your priest is a fat fuck call him a chunky Jesus
Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Any fat Jesus worshippers are called chunky Jesus servants
Person 1:yo yo yo look are priest is a fat bitch
Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
Person 2: lol it’s called a chunky Jesus Carl get your facts right
by Yummy nut February 20, 2019
Get the chunky jesusmug. Mooooooooonnnnnkaaaaaay jeeeeeesssssuuuuuusssss!! 🎶
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
“Jesus monkey Christ on a stick!” — When frightened
We made a song but forgot…
by Clarius and Darius December 10, 2023
Get the Monkey Jesusmug. The Sexual Act of physically nailing a partner to a bed through the hands and ankles. Extreme BDSM and extremely kinky. Not recommended for couples in love as the partner could bleed out during sex.
John: "That girl I hooked up with last night is really crazy, she wanted to Jesus it last night"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
Dave: "Jesus Christ that's insane"
by onesickmotherfo April 25, 2017
Get the jesus itmug. by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
Get the Fortnite Jesusmug. by Ron Swanson is Meat Jesus September 24, 2017
Get the Meat Jesusmug. 
A pick me boy who likes to follow around girls most commonly known for “playing for the wrong team” likes to be respectful upfront but a whore in person.
by Truthwithurmom November 21, 2023
Get the Jesusmug.