left hand texting

When in the middle of a texting conversation one person’s correspondence gets slow due to masterbating with the dominant, or right, hand and thus only being left to text responses with the non-dominate, or left, hand.

Tony: “Why so slow the the responses?”
Cookie: “Sorry, my right hand is busy, only able to do left hand texting!”
Tony: “Please, continue.”

by NaughtyTwin October 22, 2017

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left hand black

Ink absorbed on both the heel and fingers of the left hand, resulting from a left handed person writing with an ink pen and smearing his/her own newly inked text as they etch across the page from left to right.

Oh, my left hand black has exposed me once again. As the only southpaw, the teacher will quickly discover that it was me passing smudged notes in class.

by jawa nomad June 16, 2017

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Halo hand-job

When you receive a handjob while playing halo; preferably Halo on Xbox Live against your friends with your mic on.

Did you guys hear Gretchen giving me a Halo hand-job last night? I kept my mic on so you could hear.

by The hairless wonder December 2, 2017

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One Hand Wednesday

When you want a night of internet based adult entertainment, so you make your wife cook food that can be exclusively eaten with one hand. Thus not disturbing your five knuckle shuffling.

One hand Wednesday was great last night, she made me hot dogs I could enjoy while watching some BBW.

by M.D.R.3 December 8, 2017

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hamburger helper hands

Thick meaty hands

Calebs got them meaty hamburger helper hands

by Quaf June 2, 2016

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second hand masturbation

when another person preforms oral on you and you kiss afterwards...

person 1: yo man i was with a girl last night and she blew me
person 2: did you kiss afterwards?
person 1: yes...
person 2: that's second hand masturbation

by polarisbae June 19, 2016

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