right foot dude

A term for someone is very close to you, like 'right hand man'

"He is my right foot dude!"

by starmortiss July 14, 2024

Sex Foot

The cramp that you get in your foot in the middle of mind blowing sex. Sometimes it starts in the toes and goes down to the arch.

My boyfriend and I were having the best sex, but I had to stop him because of sex foot.

by VA_Guy August 17, 2024

Kush-Footed

1930s Jazz term for stoned-walk/drunk-staggering or dance. Likely coined by popular group "The Ink Spots", but used by many. At times, Kush-Footed is used as a cue to encourage the musicians or audiences to step things up a notch, basically to get further turnt, or to crunk things up. To get fully in the groove per se.

"Boy's as mella as a honey-dew" "Yeah, he sho is kush-footed boss, the joint is jumpin t'night"
"Give Em The Blast, Turn On The Heat, Kush-Footed!" - Charlie Fuqua of The Ink Spots in "Swing Gate, Swing".

by JazzJiver August 20, 2024

arena football

A sport that combines the intensity of American football with the coziness of a living room. played in a glorified fishbowl known as the "arena." Invented by over-enthusiastic armchair quarterbacks who wanted a taste of gridiron glory without the inconvenience of outdoor elements, arena football boasts all the excitement of its larger counterpart, minus the field, the grass, and any semblance of sanity,
much like the protagonist of a certain infamous Tik tokers ex-husband, individuals may spin Lies that crumble faster than a poorly constructed stadium roof. So, if your partner claims to be an arena football player, it might be wise to double-check their playbook before committing to any lifelong contracts.

After watching the latest episode of "Who the F*** Did I Marry?" on TikTok, I couldn't help but panic when my tinder date brought up that he played arena football.

by sunnypatch February 25, 2024

thick footed

To be thick footed is when you are so stubborn or indecisive.

"Why does he always have to be thick footed with me?"

by NoIntentions March 16, 2024

80-foot satellite dish syndrome

Anyone who is very frustrated when something lags.

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GAME IS LAGGING😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬👿👿👿
jeez take it easy you have 80-foot satellite dish syndrome
you're right i'll go eat some wheat crunchies

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

Silent Football

A rules and argument-based social game played in a circle with several players, the first player to aquire three strikes loses and must perform a punishment decided on by the other players

"Dude let's play silent football!"
"Noooo, last time we played I had to sing 'I'm a little teapot' in front of everyone!"

by Voidless void May 11, 2024