The girl/guy in your contacts you keep for when you are desperate for sex.
Never used but always ready.
Never used but always ready.
by SuperRob78 May 18, 2025
Get the Fire Extinguishermug. To have explosive diarrhea that is so intense that the sheer force of the shit emerging from your ass causes severe abrasions to the back of your scrotum
“Yeah Gary’s not gonna be out of there for a while, he had balls of fire and is currently hollering in great and obvious pain”.
by Dr Distress August 6, 2021
Get the Balls of firemug. When your in missionary with your girl, and you take out a box of matches and light her pubes on fire. You then have to proceed to put it out with your nut.
by pubelicker33 June 18, 2025
Get the carpet firemug. by Frandango October 9, 2022
Get the Bush Firesmug. by Adso February 10, 2007
Get the fire jocksmug. He would stop acting up so i had to put him in his place. I gave him a Kung-Fu Fire Palm and he cried like a bitch.
by Drahky96 October 17, 2023
Get the Kung-Fu Fire Palmmug. 