Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

facebook crazy

When someone is so cought up in other people's drama that they loose track of their own life.

She lost her kids when she went Facebook crazy.

by Bitteroldwife October 16, 2015

faceboogle

when Google buys out Facebook, and the number one Website now owns the number Two website

They were a software developer working at Facebook, and they got lucky when Google bought out Facebook and became Faceboogle. Then they could say they work at Google. Plus, they have a "nap room" with recliners.

by Sylvia Fawkes March 12, 2016

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

facebook lice

Trolls that put a full assault on a Facebook post.

Dude, your post is infested with Facebook lice!

by Douggers67 September 2, 2016

Facebooing

The act of checking your 3 year old face book posts and realising how stupid they were.

I was facebooing last night. If I had a time machine, I would go back to 3 years ago and punch myself in the face.

by rOAsTed BY uRBaN dICtIONaRy August 9, 2016

facebook and chill

Same as netflix and chill, but at the end the only pleasure is self-administered.

Ever since I got dumped I just Facebook and chill before going to sleep

by JewDoc2 July 3, 2016