Alex C

He abducted a girl named Allison and made her marry him with some weird magnetic wedding ring and then forced her to eat his big chungus and he's a cougar named "Alexios charleyes cogarius"

Alex c forces people to eat his chungus

by The real lord chungus January 14, 2019

Zak without a C

A man who, while heterosexual, cannot ever seem to prove it, even to their own family and closest friends.

"Bro, I'm not gay, why are you making me a Zak without a C?"
"No, man, you're definitely gay."

by 404thoughtnotfound January 30, 2025

d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no

I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

by zygga April 25, 2025

C Class Buyer

Somebody who only cares about appearances, they’ll do the minimum required to brag about something big, like buying the cheapest model of a high end brand to say they have that brand.

Person 1. She’s bragging about us talking but I literally left her on read.

Person 2. Oh yeah, She’s a C Class Buyer.

by ThebasedgodJP June 14, 2021

The C word

Another way of saying cancer

Friend A: I beat the C word!
Friend B: I’m so happy for you

by Tanmi August 1, 2022

Triple C’s

Simpler & shorter way to say or use the words “calm , cool , & collected” to describe your current lifestyle .

Bobby : Yo bro I ain’t see you in a minute, how you been ?
Andre : I’m doing good bro , I’ve been on my triple c’s .

by JFev November 14, 2021

ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠

ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠ MEANS THINGS WILL CHANGE

1: i̴̮͙͂̑ ͓̱͂h̴̠̹̆͝o ͔̣͠p ̥͕̈͘e̵̢̐ ̻̠̐̎t̶̲̔̄h ̯͗͆a ̫̈́t ̡͒ ̶͎̝͠ö̴̜̠͐n̵̼͈͛͆e ͍͍̿ ̵̛͚̻̋d ͉͇̃͒a ̘̜̈́͝y̶͎̣͗ ẗ̶͚̍h̵̠͓̑i ̪̊n̴̏͜͠g ̦̥̐̈s ̡͉̅ ̙̒̕ẁ̴̞̍ͅi ͈̣̓l̵͓͙̈́͛l̴̫͐ ̵̢͙̔͝c ͓̂h ̖̀̾a̵͂̚͜ͅn ̝͐g ̪̽͝e̵͔̠͑͠
2: what?

by ayosussybaka69420 March 7, 2023