dad boner

A father's sudden rush of unearned pride in his child's physical achievements

"Last week in boxing, my son sparred with a full-grown man and completely held his own. I had a huge dad boner"

by ColonelKurtz April 15, 2021

Dumpster Boner

A 'dumpster boner' is the satisfaction one feels when finding a highly desirable free item in the trash and/or a curb find.

I totally got a dumpster boner when I found these naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine in the trash!

by Scroaty McScroatface September 9, 2022

Boner

Divining rod for evil

"I know she was faulty as soon as I got a boner,. Can't have beauty n sanity in the same package."

by MuttLukk November 16, 2022

Boner

Boner is the act of getting erect in a excised. Usually referred in a good way but can also be bad.

Man 1: “aww man ima bout to get laid I have a huge Boner”
Man 2: “sweet”

by Supermerpman July 13, 2021

Rainy Boner

A term to describe people who get really excited when it rains.

Its raining, bet Ichi's got a rainy boner

by Wizardboii August 15, 2021

fanny boner

you get a fanny boner in your clit

By Mia leverington

Adam walked past today And it gave me a fanny boner

by Super Billy's super willys February 12, 2017

Boner hostage

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.

"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."

"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."

by JLLee September 5, 2011