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you don't poke you stroke

When you want someone to stop poking you and start stroking your dick.
Boy to girl: You don't poke you stroke
by kushballer420 January 13, 2017
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You saucing

Why you saucing bruh
by You saucing February 8, 2017
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The world's most perfect oxymoron
Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''
by tirtle April 20, 2017
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you vagabond

by SoOoO SoRrY July 24, 2017
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you're entitled to your opinion

Shorthand for "I think you're a stupid fucking bottom feeding waste of oxygen for saying this. Seriously, how do you get yourself dressed in the morning without hurting yourself? People like you should be aborted to save the gene pool. You make me sick and I hope you and your children die from horrific torture and rape."
Person A: You know, I don't agree with what Trump's doing, but he has said some good things about getting China involved with North Korea.
Person B: Well, you're entitled to your opinion.
by Lemley Z April 18, 2018
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You fucking slinky

An insult used when someone is being unbelievably idiotic when arguing a point.
"I think that this is right."
"No it's not, you fucking slinky."
by Jsource August 16, 2017
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you came from a great cosmic egg

A nicer way of telling someone " you don't know what you are talking about because you

either a) "butted into a conversation you had no business butting into or b) "you came too late into the conversation, missing the beginning of it and therefore don't know what you are talking about".
Parents talking and son interrupts : can I go to a Trump rally with my gf Jessica?

Parents : drive yourself away by all means necessary. Btw, since you came from a great cosmic egg, def a), you can also learn some manners and not interrupt us when we are talking.
by Sexydimma August 30, 2017
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