shit monster

a monster that rises from the toilet to put shit in your mouth

a shit monster almost killed a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of mine

by asspro67 October 10, 2005

Shit Spit

The water that splashes up into your anus when releasing a turd into the shitter.

Brad decided it was no big deal that he was out of toilet paper, for the shit spit rinsed out his farthole just fine.

by Cosmosis July 28, 2005

faggot shit

basically anything pertaining to being homosexual

Devin: hey man, do you like my shoes?
Kirby: bro, why do you give a fuck what i think...that's faggot shit anyway

by Kirby33 August 19, 2006

Shit Cutter

Specifically the anus, asshole or chocolete starfish but generally used to describe the female ass

I really put her little shit cutter to work last night.

by Rightous Willy January 31, 2004

o shit

a phrase one uses when one is suprised by something and/or learns/realizes something new that is unexpected. Also used to express oneself during sex.

o shit, what the fuck was that?

o shit, i didn't know she was pregnant.

o shit...oh shit...etc.

by m-t-a July 1, 2006

green shit

Go eat alot of green Vegs, Green Fruit, and Green Icing. Take a shit n tell me wat u c.

Wow, my shit is green

by Mic August 5, 2004

jack shit

1) A term most commonly used for when people describe that they don't know, or have not done anything.

2) Probably the name of some guy somewhere, who i'd -really- like to meet.

Bob: "Bill, what do you know about egg products?"

Bill: "Heh, Jack shit, Bob."

by Meik April 2, 2003