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Safety Rules

A phrase used when drunk people do something unsafe. Maurice will always cry “Safety Rules”, to ensure everyone present remembers their safety rules. Made famous by Uncle Bill—- Also said as “Safety rules now”.
*Someone being an idiot* SAFETY RULES!

*Idiot being unsafe* SAFETY RULES NOW!
by SafetyFirstMaurice June 2, 2020
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The rule of the 70’s gremlin

The Rule of the 70’s Gremlin is that,” you can take a crappy car and spend an exorbitant amount of money trying to make it more powerful and better looking”, but at the end of the day it’s still just a crappy ass Gremlin. You need to try another approach.
Look, we can spend another 2 billion on upgrading the state spending for the year, but it’s sill going to be stuck with “The rule of the 70’s GREMLIN” all over again. We need a fresh start.
by DaMartianAC January 24, 2025
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Rule 34

A place where ugly, sweat-loving, men sucking faggots make the MOST disgusting art. Rule 34 is basically art porn. So these retarded inbred zoophiles just draw whatever their small slow-powered brain tells them to draw. Go kys, if you're a Rule 34 artist because you're a stupid dipshit bastard that everyone hates, & you smell worse than your mom's cooking. You're a 5 year old crippled faggot furry with broken legs and no brain if you're a rule 34 artist. And worse of all these nasty unhygienic faggots ruined The Amazing Digital Circus. The Amazing Digital Circus is great show on Youtube, but these rule 34 cocksuckers just make The Amazing Digital Circus porn and it's just sad. Fuck you if you're a rule 34 artist, your parents molested you & you molest disabled children and animals. For all you rule 34 fags, stop making porn, and go onto Amazon & buy a rope to hang yourself, you fatherless contemptible son of bitch asshole. 🖕 Rule 34 is bad porno art, inbred sluts make art on this website. DON'T GO ON RULE 34. Rule 34 artists are social rejects
Inbred Rule 34 faggot: I make Pomni art! I touch children! I molest children & animals! I have no father.
Person 1: Sthu, fag.
by urban dictionary is very cool November 12, 2023
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Rule #1

Do the goalie as dirty as possible
Damn Paul just pulled out Rule #1 what a nasty shot
by NibbaNugget October 3, 2019
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golden rule

The golden rule is great. It happens at least 1000 times a week. Like when you get the legendary you want on clash royale, your dick grows an inch or you have the best shower ever.
by Jerrythepedofile June 17, 2021
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The Kardashian Rule

if you don't get a message back after ten minutes of sending it someone preoccupied they aren’t taking you as seriously as they need to and if it was a Kardashian they would respond as soon as they get it.
The Kardashian Rule helped save people a few hours a day of using their electronic devices for no effect.
by Coop Dupe December 18, 2019
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11 O'Clock Rule

You are not allowed to get drunk before eleven
You have to take me home

But what am i going to do if i am not drunk before eleven

So you have to get drunk before 11

Yeah its the 11 o'clock rule
by burnt cracker March 16, 2010
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