Wheezing Penis

To die via ingestion of invisible/intangible bleach

Did you hear how Danny died? Poor guy went out wheezing penis.

by ThePenisWheezer May 26, 2019

Penis Yeltsin

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.

"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"

by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019

paranormal penis

When you are haunted by a paranormal being with an enormous penis. Usually appears in bathroom selfies, mirrors, or in very comfortable female environments. Enjoys teabagging and catching you off guard.

Ghost hunting is all fun and games until your girlfriend goes missing and you found out she got murdered by the ghost with the Paranormal penis. What breaks my heart the most is everyone says she was enjoying it the whole time. At least she is resting in peace

by Paranormal penis police force October 14, 2019

cades penis

Pringle’s can.

“Have you heard how big cades penis is?” Yea molly, I took that whole Pringle’s Can last night.”

by Cadea6703 August 3, 2019

Penis shark

Two gay guys hotly pursuing each other....

Look at those two penis sharks holding hands and gazing into each others eyes while still perusing other penis sharks!!

by Jevolve August 21, 2019

Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

penis fruit

Someone who either is either looking for easy dick or trying to get easy head, but they aren’t getting it.

You are such a penis fruit.

by Killakeemstar December 18, 2017