penis wobble

When you're about to nutt but then your dick shrinks down to the Donald-Trump-sized nub of a cock that it originally was and it's so wobbly that you can't enjoy it and your partner becomes very pissy with you.

Garry: "Oh for fuck's sake! I've got that penis wobble again!"
Marry: "Goddammit! It was just getting good! Quick! Go get the Viagra!"

penis wobble by SidedVirus Verbage July 6, 2018

Penis game 

The penis game is a game you can play in class or public. The objective of the game is to see who can say penis the loudest. The loser has to masturbate

Ayo John lets play the penis game

Penis game by Yeetygirly January 27, 2019

penis demon 

Demons that come out your penis and stick to people you like. Mine stuck to my mum wonder how that got there. ;)

Watch out for those penis demons they got all over my teacher somehow ;)

penis demon by Roshi 4 life May 18, 2019

Penis Girl 

A woman with a giant cock, so giant infact that if she gives anal she’ll spread their asshole 7 inches.

Mourice:Hey kevin, did you hear about that nee penis girl?

Kevin: Yeah, I’m gonna ask her out tomorrow and get to second base.

Penis Girl by Pussybob3000 January 30, 2020

Penis patrol 

A group that is filled with mammals highest on the food chain that have transcended past human life and make sure peace is kept through the patrolling of the male genitalia

Hey Seth and Tyre I suspect that Breylon is hiding drugs in his genitalia and it is time to show him the true power of the penis patrol

Penis patrol by PP Captain Tristan February 23, 2020

Penis Grove 

The tip of a transgenders “penis” and which is a nub.

Wow that “man” has a nice penis grove

Penis Grove by Bill robins July 20, 2020

Penis Baseball 

Penis Baseball is a sport just like Baseball except instead of using a Baseball Bat to hit the ball, they instead use their Penis to hit the ball. Sometimes in Penis Baseball the Anus is used to launch the ball to the batter instead of using their hands. Penis Baseball is a dangerous sport which can cause erectile dysfunction which is why the sport is very rarely played and no real human is physically able to play this sport properly. Judging by the definition, Penis Baseball is definitely not a sport for anyone with a Penis.

Penis Baseball is such a horrible idea that even Jackass didn't pick up the idea.

Penis Baseball by BetterSkatez January 22, 2021