Pennsylvania Pumpkin

When the stringy innards of a pumpkin from Pennsylvania are thrown into your hair and down your shirt. Makes for an interesting night and after-wards conversation. Pennsylvania pumpkins cause you to randomly produce pumpkin seeds in your shoe. Also makes a great hair gel.

"Dude, what the effs wrong with this pumpkin?!"
"It's a Pennsylvania pumpkin, it's foreign"
"It's UGLY!"
SPLAT

by Jayyyyme October 19, 2010

Glitter Pumpkins

An inexpensive, yet charming, Martha Stewart holiday craft where seasonal gourds are painted with glue then smothered in glitter. Obviously the craft was inspired by Stewart's petname, which of course was glitter pumpkins, obtained during her 2004 incarceration.

In honor of STD Awareness Month, we will make glitter pumpkins from warty gourds and gift them to promote abstinence.

by BedazzleYourPumpkins October 24, 2010

Criminal pumpkin

Its a highly contagious bug running rampant in certain parts of the world. Once bitten, you will be eager to learn the history of vaudville, you will find yourself watching disney movies, drinkking rootbeer floats, and carving pumpkins (even though its January), you may also notice a burning desire to perform magic tricks and act erratic, you will most likely grow a thin manicured mustache (despite your gender).

You are such a criminal pumpkin!

by jd doe77 April 2, 2011

Poopy Pumper

The act of gay sex in the anus when the receiver is nearing the need to take a shit, where the dick will compact said shit into the receiver's anus.

Poopy Pumper away!

by Pumpdump June 3, 2011

Time-Pumping

The act of driving to solely purchase gasoline in an effort to waste time efficiently.

Friend 1: "Where's John? We were supposed to go the game."

Friend 2: "Oh, he's time-pumping again.."

Friend 1: "What the hell is the point of driving to just get gas?"

Friend 2: "No idea."

by Codester91 July 29, 2011

Mutton Pumper

A term generally used to describe a person of New Zealand decent who engages in sexual relations with sheep.

Person1..Hey Bro i am from Nz
Person2..Gday mtton pumper

Person1..Hey Bro, NZ is sweet bro.....
Person2..Fuck up mutton pumper!!

by Nin Ja October 14, 2011

tumble pumpkin

A person who makes lifestyle choices that put him or her at the edge of society, but who maintains a likeable, socially acceptable demeanor.

Is Becky bringing that tumble pumpkin of hers to Thanksgiving dinner?

I hope so, even though he'll probably be barefoot and bring some frigan dish.

by inkbot July 7, 2012