Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

Bitter Pitters

Bitter, Ignorant, Uneducated people who's goal in life is to hate the Pit Bull breed. These close-minded people are often influenced by media and other Bitter Pitters. These are the same type of people that vote based on commercial information. Bitter Pitters love corn.

Running the other direction when seeing a Pit Bull (on leash no less) is a typical Bitter Pitter move. Grabbing their child in fear and telling them to stay away from THAT dog is also typical.

Corn cobs have also been found in the anus of deceased Bitter Pitters.

by BitterBittersUnite August 20, 2011

a perfect pitch

When you take a dump and go to wipe your arse and the paper comes away clean.

I took a shit yesterday and when i wiped the tp came up clean... I had thrown a perfect pitch!

by Fiddler234 January 6, 2017

Pitter Patter

An exclamation one makes when irritated or flustered.

Girl A : Did you do that big paper for English Class yesterday?

Girl B : Oh, Pitter Patter! I forgot! My parents are gonna kill me.

by Comet the Chef January 26, 2019

pitt

the hottest chubby pimp possibly in the whole world

no one can touch pitt in sexiness

by pitt May 27, 2004

Pitbull

The oral stimulation of a man's penis while he sings for the woman giving the head. The woman giving the head then orgasms before the male as a result of the sound of his voice.

Kelsie: "Oh my god, i would so pitbull Pitbull. He makes me so wet!"

by Buddha Budski June 18, 2011

pitbull mom

A pitbull mom is to be feared for a variety of reasons. She fights for the underdogs and fears no one. She is one of the strongest mom's you will ever meet. Her pitbulls are stubborn, bullheaded, and rebellious. Other mothers would fail, but a pitbull mom gains respect and loyalty from the most unique and dangerous breed. She will only ever rescue or own pitbulls because her soul aligns with theirs. The pitbull mom is a comeback kid herself, someone everyone doubted, however she has the last laugh. She is a rebel at heart herself. The pitbull mom should be the most respected, she has a gentleness about her soul that her pitbulls can feel. A pitbull mom will die for her babies, and her babies would die for her.

That girl is a badass, she is a pitbull mom.

by MJpitbullmom December 19, 2016