insurance piss

When you see a bathroom and don't really have to pee, but you should probably try anyway just in case it's a while till you find another one.

Please note, an insurance piss is one of the only 2 types of pisses, the other being the 'monstrous piss.'

Guy: "Heyo, I see a restroom over there. Hold on, I'm gonna take an insurance piss real quick."
Other guy: "Good call, I gotta take a monster anyway."

by monicaheddneck September 16, 2023

Pound the Piss out of you

To beat someone senseless or until they piss themself

Commonly used as a Threat or Description

In the same vein as "beat the shit out of You"

Dude 1. "I'm going to rock your shit"

Dude 2. "Oh ya I'm going to pound the piss out of you"

by Jcool8701 February 8, 2023

stinking pissed

When sweat smells like potent urine from intoxication of alcohol

He came home "stinking pissed"

by Unlocking_Freedom November 20, 2022

Piss talks

The opposite of peace talks. It generally means to piss off your rival in a conference to cause more hostilities.

The president went to the conference to start the piss talks

by Ligmabals2736372 November 21, 2023

Mustard piss

What comes out of a mustard bottle when you forget to shake it first

I got mustard piss on my hotdog because I forgot to shake the bottle first.

by Boingoboi August 17, 2018

Taking the piss

Specifically applied to contracting and building work means to price work or variations to work at far above market rates or expectations.

Old mate: "yer, me 20tonner is $500/HR dry hire"
Contract Admin: " Yeah...nah... yah taking the piss something chronic.... I'm paying $500/day and that's it"

by Scotty_dog January 16, 2020

piss job

When a man pees a stream onto a woman's clit.

Doctor: So have you had any strange activities that may have caused this uti? Not peeing after sex?
Woman: Well I did let a man give me a piss job... Maybe that was it.

by slimeunicorn69 July 11, 2025