National Grab Puss Day

if it’s May 1st, find urself a girl and just grab her cooch, it’s all good because it’s Grab Puss Day!

Just ask her if you can touch her puss, it’s national grab puss day, don’t be scared.

by bikini bottom itch April 28, 2019

national cum on girlfriend day

on the 11th of any month it is national cum on your girlfriend day where you can cum on her face or any part of her body

“ayo bro did you know that it’s the 11th of april?”
“no what do special about it”

“it’s national cum on girlfriend day”
“oh sick i’ll do it later”

by anonymous lmaoaoa May 1, 2021

National Aaden Huddy Day

National Aaden Huddy Day Is November 28th This Was The Day Aaden Huddy Was Elected

“I can’t wait for National Aaden huddy Day”

by Aadbe April 12, 2021

National Que Bola Day

On April 30th, worldwide every one has to full send whatever they do all the way.

It’s National Que Bola Day did you full send it at the party?

by quebolaorganization April 29, 2020

National Get A Girl Day

On April 29th You Can Get Yo Self A Girl (They Cant Refuse)

"Yo _____ Its National Get A Girl Day, And You Cant Refuse So Will Yo Go Out With Me?"

by person1244 April 27, 2019

national give a creampie day

Get ready to forget the condom and forget pull out because September 29 is national give a creampie day

Last night was national give a creampie day so I came 3 seconds in without a warning

by MSome rando guyC April 18, 2020

National fuck a femboy day

On July 30th it’s National fuck a femboy day,A day there you can fuck a femboy without saying no homo,the only rule is that the femboy this to be consenting of course

Guy: bro it’s National fuck a femboy day, you know what that means Femboy: yes daddy do you want me on my knees UwU

by A_decider July 29, 2022