Nick’s Mom’s Poon

A very disrespectful way to disrespect someone’s mother when you are describing something that is very deep or wide. This phrase should only be used to describe something that fits the criteria of being deep or wide very well.

Man I saw the Mariana Trench and it was as big as Nick’s Mom’s Poon!!!!

by yumspoiledmilk June 9, 2019

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My age mom

My age mom is a best friend who always looks out for you and acts like your mom but in a cool way. Like you can be wild around them but if you get too wild they will calm you down because they act like your mom but they are your age.

Bff: What did you think of the new guy I’m dating?

My age mom: He’s cool, I ran a background check on him, I approve.

Bff: omg, you’re such a My age mom! I love it!

by Fox Meow April 4, 2019

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The Daylens Mom 3

Same as before but her son is in on it

oops, i walked in on a the daylens mom 3

by Cheese55 September 19, 2019

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puerto rican mom

The latin mom that has a warm loving side and a loco side. She makes the bomb ass arroz con habichuela, and she just makes everybody feel like they are loved. But you better not screw her over, because she will bring you hell with the quickness.

I better wash these dishes before my Puerto Rican mom beats my blackass with la chancla.

by Angelo._julian September 11, 2019

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