by 1337eliteprokillstreak February 7, 2018
Get the Jesus christmug. A guy named Jesus has many talents and is really good at being a dick when needed. But if you leave him alone, he can be a great friend, partner and lover. But the moment you push his buttons he’ll give you hell.
by Sausage! My ass!. November 23, 2021
Get the Jesusmug. Is a tomp found in Isreal also called the Talpiot tomb. It was first brought to the attention of the world in a book called "The Jesus family tomb" by Simcha Jacobovici and Charles R. Pellegrino.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
In the tomb there are the ossuaries that contain the bones of a family that brears all the names of Jesus in the bible. It has been estimated by a mathematician that the odds of it being the tomb of Jesus are 600 to 1 in favour of it being Jesus' tomb.
This is one of those things that fundamentalist don't want you to know because it would mean Jesus didn't rise from the dead.
by Deep blue 2012 August 8, 2010
Get the Jesus family tombmug. by The real pope not fake trust December 16, 2023
Get the Fortnite Jesusmug. Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"
by 69trainboi August 2, 2020
Get the Are You Preparing to meet Jesus?mug.
Get the Jesusmug. John: Why are you always talking about gaben dude.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
Me: What gaben..... Oh you mean Jesus.
John: You are sick dude.
By Miramón aka mijamon.
by Elmija December 2, 2017
Get the Jesusmug.