J. Cole

The most humble/best rapper in the world. Also known as a personal therapist and sometimes husband. You most definitely heard his greatest hit ‘No Role Modelz’, if you didn’t it’s because you have no soul :)

Random: Who’s the greatest rapper?
Me: Jermaine Lamarr Cole
Random: Who?
Me: J. Cole
Random: Oh… he’s boring
Me: *runs them over with my Rolls Royce*

by aaliyah demi August 7, 2021

Chunky J

A playful nickname for someone who has a unique appreciation for eating the solid bits in vomit.

”Chunky J loves Gemüsecremesuppe“
”Have you seen chunky eat all the bits with little Wimmy?” ”Oh no, not again!“

by Nels69 February 22, 2025

Messy J

A PCP laced joint dipped in formaldehyde.

Dude rolls a messy J in the bathroom - goes outside for a toke and starts to spew esoteric bullshit to anyone who will listen.

by braille February 28, 2013

1. j

A symbol used by the I Wanna Lockpick community to represent extremely large numbers

Person 1 playing I wanna lockpick: Yo Person 2, I got 1. j keys
Person 2 watching: wait what?? how is that possible???

by mreatha February 4, 2025

/j

/j is meaning "joke" in gen z slang, often used to refer after something that could be misled onto something else.
there are several versions, but /j is used most common amongst teens and children alike.

"yea im so hot /j"
"idrc but go off /j 😘✌"

by bhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj January 5, 2022

J lips

When somebody is on the verge of crying and putting their lips into a j shape.

“Did you see Timmy was hitting j lips yesterday”

by Dean gall aka big deano November 2, 2021

PB&J

Reciving a blow job or oral sex in a porter potty.

Last night at the church picnic the priest gave me a PB&J. It was Godly

by Davidmag86 August 19, 2023