cream pants

a sexy man with tons of cream in his pants (wink wink)

Have you met cream pants yet? he’s so hot

by chronikz January 25, 2022

Cream

The weirdest way to say money.

"This is a robbery! Hand over your cream!"

by youcantusethisusername December 20, 2023

Cream Trencher

A Cream Trencher is a black man in a fashionable trench coat who is in charge of drenching Toaster Dippers with cream.

Toaster Dipper: God, I wish I had twelve Cream Trenchers here to drench me in cream.
12 Cream Trenchers: Hello.

by Awesome Ari October 23, 2023

Cream

Salty white shit that comes out of a penis

Friend: why r u so hot
Me: bc u make me cream

by Thaniggaslyer200 June 29, 2022

Cream

To beat someone ass really bad

“Dude was woofin ona net till i creamed his shii n sent him to the er”

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Ice Cream Sample

A rim job performed on someone who has recently taken a shit but did not wipe.

“She wanted to give me a rim job so badly I didn’t have time to wipe. So, she got an Ice Cream Sample”

by Apache Americano November 25, 2021

Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.

Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.

by Pineapple Cream October 15, 2018