When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
by Mexican Nate October 20, 2020
Get the Strawberries and Creammug. When you stick your fingers in a girl’s asshole, scoop out some shit, rub it in her pussy while she’s on her period, and cum in her.
Man, yesterday I fingered your sisters butthole while she was on her period, then I came in her and made the best Neapolitan Ice Cream
by Fefe 209 December 21, 2019
Get the Neapolitan Ice Creammug. 
When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
by Tub rub December 12, 2021
Get the Kody tub creammug. by Thickness 😘 March 9, 2019
Get the Creammug. Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
Junior, Double, Triple Whopper
Flame-grilled taste with perfect toppers
I rule this day
Lettuce, mayo, pickle, ketchup
It's okay if I don't want that
Impossible or bacon Whopper
Any Whopper my way
Outro
You rule, you're seizin' the day
At BK, have it your way
(You rule)
by ihackedyourfortniteaccount August 8, 2023
Get the whoper cream bacon onion flavored chicken cheezmug. The act of placing a donut over the shaft of your penis to invite a messy blowjob. Partner proceeds to mow down
Guy walks into a the bedroom… opens his robe to show a donut attired dick..
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
Girlfriend says …”Oh my… I didn't realize you ordered The Boston Cream tonight”
by Annib March 4, 2022
Get the The Boston Creammug.