A Funky Chicken

Eggnog mixed with rum

Pour some rum in my eggnog, I feel for a funky chicken!

by DeeBo83 November 8, 2009

Killin the chicken

shooting the shit.
discuss unimportant, random topics in a laid back, comfortable manner

i was killin the chicken with that girl.

by chikenkiller April 5, 2011

Chicken Moe

A known individual who draws similarities to that of Moe Howard, the well known actor and comedian who starred as one of the three stooges. This individual is also distinguished by their fatal attraction to chickens, and or any known species of bird. A Chicken Moe preys upon chickens and either forces or courts them into engaging in various sexual acts in order to satisfy it's lust. There has only been one reported sighting of a Chicken Moe located in the rural area of Agency, MO. spanning from the estimated years of 1990 to 1997.

"Oh my word! Agathas been raped by a Chicken Moe!"
"Look at how that chicken Moes' got snowball in the doggystle position"
"Honey, I'm taking Yeller out with me to do some hunting. Neighbors been complainin' bout a bunch'a rapins out there on the Winchester's Farm. They're thinking it might be a Chicken Moe"
Wife: "Honey!!.... look!!!"
Husband: "What is that?"
Wife: "I think it's semen!"
Husband: "Chicken Moe!!!!!!" *whilst shaking fist to the sky"

by Dr. Catt Meowman November 7, 2010

chicken and chops

Old school inspired reference to the conformity and uniformity of working middle class life pre-1980's.

Life as we knew it before microwaves, the internet, Starbucks, cable, reality shows, or satellite anything became an required part of daily existence. Our choices in life were bascially chicken or chops.

by LadyJ April 29, 2005

attack chicken

someone with two or more of these traits:

death metal pants, mountain dew (code red), owns an alienware computer, monster energy drink, heelies, "cant sleep, clowns will eat me" t-shirt (or something similar), flourescent dyed hair, world of warcraft, live-action role playing, magic cards, one that goes under a psuedonym, knowledge of linux, epic metal jewelry.

"man that guy over there giggling really loud to that internet phenomenon while sipping on monster energy drink and gliding around the community college's cafeteria wearing heelies is such an attack chicken"

by Kirkland Baller Crew December 9, 2008

Chicken McNubblet

A cross breed between an idiotic person and someone who absolutely cannot do anything right at all. Bad luck follows them wherever they go. Whatever they touch turns to mush. Bring them along and the night will end in sadness. Guaranteed.

There's a party going on and everyone is having the best time ever. All of a sudden this one dude comes in and the cops bust up the party almost immediately.

Person 1: Who invited the Chicken McNubblet?
Person 2: I dunno dude, he always shows up and ruins everything!

by Matt Batista October 17, 2008

Feeding the chickens.

One who throws seed (jizz, chicken feed, etc.) fast enough to mimick the action of feeding chickens but by the act of masturbation .

T-Lib: "Hey man I thought we were supposed to ride dirt bikes today where were you?"
Marty: "I was in Grammas bathroom feeding the chickens."
T-Lib: "I don't understand"
Marty: "Spreading seed my forearm kills!"

by T-lib January 26, 2014