Boner Oil

An invisible and untouchable type of oil that covers your pickle in the morning. You can't feel it but it's there.

A: Dude I felt my Boner Oil dripping down my pickle this morning when I woke up.
B: That's impossible!

by Michael Hyperwebster April 4, 2025

Boner Protection

The effort of trying to make it look like you aren't just talking to no one at the bar and acting like a "boner".

Vernon noticed that all he was doing in the semi-empty bar was talking to his friend Cecil and not making efforts to talk to women. He threw both elbows on the bar and attempted to look cool. Vernon noticed his own awkwardness and fell into Boner Protection as an escape route.

by DeJon Niffirg February 22, 2026

Boner Explosion

Something awesome or interesting

Dude, Metal Arms is a boner explosion.

by Jesussaintlord96 March 10, 2026

Boner

A person who is a narc/buzzkill. Can also be another insult for calling someone a “bitch, usually referring to a male

“Okay you don’t have to be such a boner about it”
“Dude I can’t stand Austin he’s such a boner”

by nudah's dad March 11, 2026

Boner pillow

When you sitting down next to a pretty lady and an erection comes upon you but you wish to hide it, you put a pillow on your lap. this is known as the Boner pillow

She was looking very beautiful, and I had to get the boner pillow to hide my intense passion.

by sillylittlegoosewithducks March 13, 2026

Boner Buddies

Boner Buddies
Two gay men linked by their boners — whether in bed, in life, or both. More than friends, less than subtle.

Example:
“Call them boyfriends if you want, but they prefer ‘Boner Buddies.’”

by MoistJalobi September 3, 2025

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025