sarah wanted to go to the movies bur she couldnt because she'd scare all of the children with her shit filled colostomy bag.
by scott you douchebag May 25, 2003
Get the colostomy bagmug. when you do a poo. then freeze the length overnight and then use it as a dildo on your favourite girlfriend or boyfriend. not sure how many people would actually get off on this but hey, its what i heard today and figure it needs to be told to the world.
i can't believe i did it, i space bagged lola, she didn't mind either until she took a closer look at what i was jammin her with. i hope she lets me have sex with her again. space bagging its not for me
by jamie_ledge September 14, 2008
Get the space baggingmug. One who is rich and snobby. Also polish not thatthere is anything wrong with the country of poland. Also being a posh a bag u r also a deush bag.
by tudjntdo nprfruj December 28, 2005
Get the posh bagmug. Cooter was successfully speed bagging at least 9 people from the merry go round! Did you see that?!
Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!
Man! I was standing too close to the merry go round and got hit upside the head by that speed bagging fool!
by Penelope Storm July 5, 2012
Get the speed baggingmug. by Jason McKinney October 27, 2004
Get the crack a bagmug. A "brown bag" is a term used to describe a bowel movement into ones undergarments. Typically it results from the overwhelming, albeit mistaken urge to pass gas. This is fairly common in young children and the elderly. The term "brown bagging it" is often used to describe bringing ones lunch to school or work. While considered related in that one can result in the other, the two terms have entirely different meanings and consequences.
Johnny rushed to catch the bus for school. His mother yelled "Johnny, you forgot your lunch". Johnny's friend Timmy sat next to him on the bus and said " so you are brown bagging it today". Johnny did not respond as the bus continued on its journey to school. As the bus pulled up to the school to drop the children off, Timmy and the rest of the children stood up to leave. Johnny sat motionless in his seat. Timmy said "come on Johnny". Johnny broke into tears and Timmy could smell the odor of feces. The bus driver approached and asked if Johnny was ok. Johnny responded "no", and said in between sobs, "I have a brown bag".
by whoins November 20, 2010
Get the Brown Bagmug. by frank oharis November 7, 2003
Get the dushe bagmug.