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anal gaper

A guy that has an unhealthy obsession with turtlenecks who enjoys playing DnD and being cynical.
OMG Nathan that turtleneck makes you look like such an anal gaper.
by chunymunkeysexymuffin July 27, 2016
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Ape shit Anal

So let’s just put it as this. We all know the definition of ape shit. It obviously isn’t a literal expression. But in this case it is. So basically this means an ape shitting in a womens ass hole... or a guy 😏
Ohhhh fuck.. harambay ur shit feels so good in my ass hole ur really doing ape shit anal.
by Fagotfuckerclitdaddy January 19, 2021
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On August 31st, we honor National Try Anal Day, a sacred end-of-month rite reserved for women whose names begin with R, A, or M and whose last names begin with D, S, or R. This day is more than indulgence, it is a passage into a new chapter of pleasure and discovery. To ignore its calling invites misfortune, but to embrace it ensures fulfillment, balance, and ecstasy as one month closes and another begins.

August = Anal !!
August 31 - National Try Anal Day for Girls First Name that starts with an R or A or M, & Last Name that starts with D or S or R (noun, unofficial (but official) holiday):
A tongue-in-cheek, internet-born celebration marking the final day of August, humorously framed as the “gateway” to new pleasures. Said to encourage adventurous couples to close the month with daring intimacy, it is often described as a playful “rite of passage” into September. While not officially recognized, legends insist that ignoring participation may invite bad luck, boredom, or missed opportunities for unforgettable endings.
by Mod.Steven21✅ August 28, 2025
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Anal blender

A term used for when you insert various foods inside your asshole, plug a vibrator in and put it on the highest setting, thus effectively blending the food.
My uncle said I'd better behave or else he'll turn me into an anal blender.
by MillionIQBaby January 10, 2023
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Anal Beads

These anal beads will fit nicely in my anal cavity. Susan loves tasting my anal beads, she likes the juicy sauce that leaks off of it
Mom have you seen my anal beads? They smell "lovely"
by Niglelodoen July 27, 2019
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Anal

by Wtfman69420 May 18, 2021
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Anal Ventriloquism

When you use the chair you're sitting in to generate leverage on your butt, which increases the audio quality of an escaping fart.
"Did you hear my fart? No? Damn, I was even engaging in anal ventriloquism to make it louder."
by huahdaddy June 5, 2025
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