wet butthole

when you just had explosive diarrhea and you try wiping your butthole but the diarrhea from the toilet paper moves onto your arm and you fall down on the toilet and then you try and flush the toilet but the toilet cant handle all that diarrhea so it try's to flush, but instead squirts a brown liquid known as "Shit" or otherwise known as "Feces" all across your face and butthole which in turn makes your butthole wet. you try to tell your mom but she whips you instead and kicks you out of the house so people see you outside butt booty naked with shit and feces all over your face and ass

"Hey Johnathon, I currently have a wet butthole!" "I don't fucking give a shit, Timmy."

by Niznet January 17, 2024

wet jeffrey

A distance cousin of the "Wet Willy" where the male partner ejaculates into the ear of his partner.

We were having a good time, until he pulled out and gave me a wet jeffrey.

by Fotch6729 January 17, 2024

get your horn wet

Get the party started!

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Are you all ready to get your horn wet?

by Party pants January 20, 2024

Wet Kelsey

A rare variety of wetter that objects to being labelled a wetter and then attempts to redirect the conversation

You could tell she was being a proper Wet Kelsey

by ThePugDaddy April 4, 2023

Wet Walking

Putting on a freshly used cum sock and walking around in it like normal.

Oh wow, he's Wet Walking all the way to the 7/11!

by Yakay April 8, 2023

Wet William James the III

The act of sticking your finger in your mouth then put it in your ass and finger blast a motherfucking fuck bitch in the ear.

Tamiqua gave me a Wet William James the III when i slept over her crib.

by tuggiespecialist69 April 11, 2023

second hand wet Willy

Having another person suck on your finger for you then giving someone a wet Willy

My mom and dad gave me a second hand wet Willy

by anonymous April 22, 2023