Quick 1-2

Giving her the little one-two combo.

"Yo you gave her some Quick 1-2 action, right?"-Dude 1
"Damn right, she learned today"-Dude 2

by The Quick 1-2 February 22, 2023

1 Shot

You think you hit 100 but in reality you missed all you shot

He is 100% 1 Shot

by rickjm November 3, 2021

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

psalms 39:1

u need to give me ur phone cases

hey! have you heard of psalms 39:1? it means you need to give away your phone cases when you break your phone!!

by rAilur December 4, 2023

Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

1-10 Female attractiveness scale

The scale which defines women on a scale. However, its almost always used incorrectly. The common use is to rate her with 1 number, 1-10. Therefore a 6 is nearly a 7, a 9 is nearly a 10, etc. In reality, she ia supposed to be grades twice, of not more! The PROPER scale grades her once from the neck up, and again from the neck down, then mutiply the 2 numbers...so actual reading is from 1 to 100!! And women with 2 9s is much further above 2 8s! You can get an ever better yet more complicate scale using 3 ratings.

I was with a couple 40s on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale last night! Unfortunately, both were 10s for bodies...so you pretty much wanna put bags on their heads! Awsome. But ughh!

by butterballs September 23, 2016