by Zero B Maraj August 17, 2022
Get the Zero B Maraj mug.What an accuser smugly utters after an audio recording or video-footage-clip conclusively proves that a protester-of-innocence did indeed commit the misdeed he was accused of.
Teenage delinquent: I swear, Officer --- I absolutely positively unquestionably DID NOT spray that graffiti on that shop window!! Why, I wasn't even THERE at that time --- I was down at the lake, just gazin' up at the stars and mindin' my own business!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
Security guard: Really --- were you, now? Well, my young friend, let's just you and me take a little stroll over to the mall's CCTV-monitoring room, and pull the tape of last night's parking-lot activity.
Teenage delinquent, seeing the greenish-white IR-lighted security-camera footage of himself being very busy with his spray-cans on the store's front sidewalk: But --- but --- I --- this just can't --- I ---
Security guard (giving the flustered youth a self-satisfied smile and shaking his head with a "caught in the act after all, eh, son?" expression): Yeah, I know --- playback's a b***h, isn't it?!
by QuacksO March 12, 2017
Get the playback's a b***h mug.That one girl who always seems to have a Starbucks frap in her hand, booty shorts, and always seeming to get attention in the wrong ways, usually having a name fitting with her attitude like becky, olivia, Elizabeth etc.
Person 1: did you see rebecca today?
Person 2: yeah omg she was being so annoying,that girl is dumber than a box of rocks, such a basic b*tch
Person 2: yeah omg she was being so annoying,that girl is dumber than a box of rocks, such a basic b*tch
by Psych and the collection February 1, 2019
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you know r o b .
the guy in band class whos name is chris or mike or something but prefers to be called rob. why?? no one will ever know. but theory has it ..he is extremely gay. :)
you know r o b .
the guy in band class whos name is chris or mike or something but prefers to be called rob. why?? no one will ever know. but theory has it ..he is extremely gay. :)
by katherinee deee October 21, 2008
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used in a manner of showing confidentiality of the subject of Dungeons and Dragons, while also showing your hip use of lingo
used in a manner of showing confidentiality of the subject of Dungeons and Dragons, while also showing your hip use of lingo
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