Class fries rule

If you bring fast food to school, you must give some to the table.

Jacob I invoke the class fries rule

by Mertz December 15, 2023

Rule of 2

If you do the same minorly flirtatious act to two girls, it doesn't seem like your obviously down bad

I used the Rule of 2 yesterday, she had no idea I like her.

by Ransit ilan November 7, 2023

Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating

Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."

by btcterms March 29, 2023

3ft rule

When playing golf, if a player’s ball is within 3 feet of the hole and another player’s ball makes contact, then the player whose ball was within 3ft gets an automatic par for the hole.

Matt was facing a triple bogey on hole twelve so he invoked the “3ft rule”.

by Nate doggy88 November 9, 2023

The Tuck Rule

The act of inserting an regulation-sized NFL football inside of a woman's vagina. Bonus points if you're doing this while wearing a Tom Brady jersey.

Dude I hit my wife with The Tuck Rule last week and she hasn't been walking right since. Go Pats!

by the super penis man March 17, 2024

Murphy's Rule

When all else fails.
Read the directions.

Usually becomes necessary after Murphy's Law has run it's course.

After putting out all the fires, and cleaning up the mess, the crew decided to obey Murphy's Rule and read the directions!

by mayfieldenator March 12, 2023

Rule 49

If it's censored, there's an uncensored version of it

1: Man They censored the ishowmeat
2: Ishowmeat Rule 49, Ishowmeat Uncensored.

by Racist God November 27, 2023