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Michael cult

Michael cult: A tik tok cult that is better than all cults including ventega cult
Michael cult: hey that Michael cult guy is hot
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Michael

A name derived from two Latin words- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” the ancient term for “text back”. Put together the name Michael means “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting Michael to text you back, that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Michael Abuse

This is abuse against Michaels and is highly discriminative
by DonteatmushroomsILK July 13, 2022
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Michael kaiser

Michael kaiser is the most hottest fictional German men alive. He is in a football club called Bastard Munchen. He's a striker for the team. The hottest red flag in fictional german soccer team. To tell someone is hot af.
I need my Michael kaiser.

He's my Micahel kaiser.
by hehehehehg August 19, 2024
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Michael

Michael is a sexy ass nigga with a horse cock usually pulls all the bitches and milfs too typically has a son named jailan and the savior of our world
Michael is our savior
by Youraveragehotguy1 November 25, 2021
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Michaeling

1. The act of leaving your mic on while being afk in a game.
2. The act of leaking sensitive information over a voice call.
“How did you get Jeff’s social security number

“He was totally michaeling the other day and accidentally leaked it”
by Creative2345 May 27, 2024
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