Once a bastion of waterfront snobs and power-hungry professionals with seemingly endless streams of income from unknown yet "legal" sources, SP is now just a normal town. The Pasadena and Glen Burnie children of the 80s developed zip code envy (“son, one day you will make your father proud and purchase a landlocked rancher on B&A Blvd”) and have proven to the state that gentrification can actually work in reverse. Sure, lacrosse is still the official religion, but when was the last time SPHS was able to compete with Landon, Georgetown Prep, or any other high school that houses the sons of men who actually know how to manipulate the stock market? One undeniable trait: SP will always have the water. The Severn's plush waterways will never fail to dazzle, but that is only until you see the hordes of power boats (with the “Dena-bred-Dena-raised” bumper sticker messily scratched off the stern) parked in each driveway, which violate neighborhood restrictive covenants put in place by former residents who could afford to park their boats in marinas. Seeing the writing on the wall, “old-tyme” residents have fled their homes faster than Baltimore whites left Charm City in the 60s and moved on to greener pastures in the Carolinas and Lewes, DE. Sorry, Pasadena ex-pats: it appears your pre-determined fate as consistent under-achievers was sealed long ago when you donned that Pasadena Chargers football helmet. Maybe in 2 generations your progeny will finally be able to reach second-best.
You live in Severna Park? That's cool bro. What was it like growing up in Pasadena?
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
Oh your kids go to Severna Park Elementary too? Better start saving for college now. We just opened up a savings account at M&T and and call it the "Salisbury-or-bust fund."
by iSpeetHotFyre January 29, 2025
Get the Severna Parkmug. The abolished word of picnic because "picnic" derived from slavery. Pic a nic, picnic, going to buy slaves.
Hey friends, no matter who you are, Black, White, Puerto Rican, African, Chinese! You ALL are welcome to our, "Lunch in a Park!
by 222WeLoveAll222 April 10, 2022
Get the lunch in a parkmug. A park creeper is somebody that becomes one with the bark and seminates the roots creating hybrid saplings.
A park creeper for example would be a vegan took his love for vegetation to far and bush whacked over the sycamore and aimed for the roots and created a hybrid family tree that was named conifer Barkley
by Jwalk22 May 24, 2016
Get the park creepermug. by anonymous March 1, 2022
Get the Oak parkmug. by Arminkshipper June 27, 2025
Get the Parkmug. by Reliable Definition Guver April 29, 2024
Get the Rosa Parks Specialmug. noun; slang word used by racist asb students at Branham High School in San Jose, California. used to refer to their local park, located a street away from the high school itself.
by not a asb student from branham September 30, 2020
Get the Hebbel Parkmug.