National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to

oh my, did you hear? it’s national perfect wife day!

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The perfect song

Gusty Garden Galaxy from super mario galaxy

Person 1: Yo what's the perfect song

Person 2: Gusty Garden Galaxy

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yeah, you’re cool but you’re not the most perfect person like my girlfriend Makahla… sorry.

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it has to be an Ines just leaves me speachless how perfect someone can be

1: i dont i ever met the perfect girl before
*sees Ines*
1:*literally melts*
2: Now you know...

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My beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy Is a perfect Album

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Gus motherfloofing Porter

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sage is the most perfect man alive, hes a bit scottish tho so dont mind that but he is so amazing and sweet

sage perfect by emmimmie January 14, 2022

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