an expression basically saying to "calm down" but in a more jokingly insulting manner, including the phrase "your mom". If someone says something really dramatically, that you can say "your mom" to, you can basically say "calm your mom".
by calmyourmom101 January 20, 2013
Get the calm your mommug. ur mom gay 😫☝️
by ImaweirdoXD August 22, 2021
Get the ur mom gaymug. mariah is such a beautiful woman she is a one of a kind and no and i mean NO man deserves her. She is the best mother in the whole wide world and youll be lucky to have her in your life i am. i love you with all my heat mom always n forever. 💙💙
by alinayrfirstborn:) January 7, 2021
Get the Mariah my mommug. An insult used to degrade someone without context or meaning. Just an attempt at ruining someone’s day
by Illtwatyourmom November 10, 2022
Get the twatted your mommug. by thebearrug35 October 6, 2016
Get the your moms parallelmug. 
Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty
I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.
by Klitorissa December 31, 2015
Get the Soccer Mom Whippitsmug.