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If facebook is as harmful as some claim that it is, why would they wait 15 years after it started to make the claims? It's been the same company, same website with a few updates every now and then.
Facebook was never the healthiest way for someone to spend hours of their day, even back in 2008. So what is the point in waiting until 2021 to bring up what was obvious then. The reality is the user controls how much time they spend on Facebook, not Mark Zuckerburg or Facebook. If the user doesn't spend an unhealthy amount of time on facebook by using a little self control, then it's hard to see how facebook is inherently harmful. People once said the same thing about video games, and it works the same way, if the user spends hours of every day playing video games, of course they are creating health problems, both mental and physical. If the user has any self control, it's hard to see how video games are harming anybody.
by The Original Agahnim October 5, 2021
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Facebook Poacher

Someone who poaches your wall/friends list and adds people from yours.
Person 1: Hello how're you ? :)

Person 2: Abit agrivated really just found out one of my friends is a facebook poacher.
Person 1: Ooh i hate that its so annoying.
by Cosa nostra its my thang! July 23, 2011
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Facebook

app used mostly by elderly people who want to feel young, or used by their children and grandchildren to communicate for their grandmother.
abula: little daughter download Facebook es la aplicación del momento. Nieta: ¡¡Abuela ya tienes 50 !!
by Miserable_Bitch.12 November 20, 2020
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Facebook

I Like Facebook!”
by Cool :D April 25, 2022
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annoying facebook girl

someone constantly posting statuses/pictures but you know they aren't about any the shit they post
that annoying facebook girl keeps posting about me she must b in love with me
by that itch September 8, 2015
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Facebook Spoilerist

Someone who can't help but write a spoiler as a Facebook status every time something momentuous happens in a popular series/movie, thus spoiling it for everyone else.
'That damn Facebook Spoilerist totally fucked up LOST for me'
by Moon-song December 30, 2013
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Facebook Picture

A picture generally posted by a middle age woman. Usually it will have at least 5 different fonts, a character sticker, a religious undertone (or very obvious overtone), maybe a pun, and usually old out of date memes.
"I can't believe your aunt posted that! It's such a Facebook picture!"
"Yeah, the three different fonts and the picture of snoopy really tie it together."
by Mocah May 21, 2021
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