Michael Elias

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.

Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.

by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024

Michael

A perverted teacher

Oh look Michael, the perv

by Ur Mom's thick balls March 30, 2022

Michael Johnston

He is (according to google) 24 years old, but looks not a day older 19, with a whopping 197,000 followers on Instagram. Although he has more humans following him that I could ever imagine. He is also mine and many others favorite person. He has wonderful and underrated music that I can't get out of my head. His song "Make It Easy" is playing on my playlist 24/7. He did amazing on Teen Wolf, (Corey, who he plays, is my favorite character), but his music slaps way more, no offense Teen Wolf because I love you. So overall he is A M A Z I N G. period.

"Who is your favorite UNDERRATED music?"
"Oh, definitely Michael Johnston."

by malia & gaby December 30, 2020

Michael

Michael not the smartest person should not be trusted with closing doors but still very lovable <3 still stupid tho

Love you Michael

Damn Michael you really are a Michael

by Alex the goblin May 22, 2021

Michael

His name is pretty basic, but he's not. There are a lot of Michael's out there, but I personally think my Michael is the best. He's cuter, kinder and funnier than you think. You have to spend a lot of time with Michael to really get to know him. When I first met him, he was a total jerk.. but then I started to spend time with him and he is actually really cool. He has a lot of weird humor (spongebob crying, black guy eating a cheeseburger, the sentence "I just finished polishing my asshole.", etc). Before I actually started talking to my Michael, I thought he was annoying and rude. It turns out I was totally wrong. He's the most caring, loving person I've ever known and he's a great friend. Me and my Michael were friends for a short time until we discovered that we had nearly everything in common, so we started to date. Michael, if you're reading this.. I love you and I'm so lucky I have you in my life <3

Jane: "I sure do love my Michael. Hes so cute and nice."

Miles: "Ew apple gay"

Nathaniel: "cool."

Dante: "anYwaYs"

Michael: "huh?"

Tavin: "wanna do the funny?"

Adrian: "CATMAN WHAT THE HELL?!?"

Savi: "UwU lil-roro!"

Rogan: "wadafak?"

by That One Discord Person May 6, 2021

Michael

Michael is the type a man to stick his dick in lawnmower and cry when it hurts. Like bro shut the fuck up. He has no life, no friends, nothing. He’s also probably either Red Headed or Blonde. He will talk about girl in your face, and is a lying cheat. Do NOT find a Michael.

Girl 1: OMG look it’s Michael!

Girl 2: Girl no do NOT! Michael is an asshole!

by lxserings December 5, 2021

John Michael

John Michael is an amazing man of God! He has the voice of an Angel and is very genuine. He cares so much for people and loves his family and friends so much! He has beautiful long black hair and big brown eyes. If you know John Michael then you are in for a wild ride! Oh, and NEVER put him in the friend zone!

"Hey, I heard a new song today. Butterfly by John Michael! It's so good."

"John Michael makes me a better person"

by Jesuslover09 November 23, 2021