Lemur to the face

The act of planting your hand on the face of a moron.Closely related to a facepalm except damage is inflicted on another individual. It can be used yo replace a facepalm, to break up with someone, or when someone least expects it to lighten a mood. When you use this tactic on a anyone for any reason you must simultaneusly shout "LEMUR TO THE FACE!"

bill:"yo ted good job getting that new sewage inspector job!"
ted:"LEMUR TO THE FACE YOU SARCASTIC JACKASS!!!!!!"
bill:sry

by remdawgv July 22, 2010

Steve Face

A short clip shown on the children's show Blue's Clue's where Steven AKA Steve sits in an elevator with his dog Blue. Note that the elevator, in actuality, is not a real elevator, but is perhaps another twisted aspect of Steve's imagination represented by a cardboard box. While rising in the elevator, Steve is in a content state of mind with a curious look on his face, as if he were in some kind of pleasant comatose. Steve ponders something as he gazes around the room. When the cardboard elevator reaches it's destination of the top floor of a giant thumbtack, Steve's content expression that was once plastered on his face has now been removed within a matter of second, thus ending the journey.

"Allie sat down on the grass and pulled a Steve face, looking around curiously the way a small child would."

by YourMomOnWheels July 7, 2010

Face-Zit

A person that wines and moans on Facebook

I hate my manager.... so that everyone responds. Peson is always moaning on facebook they are such a face-zit

by Dave McSweegan July 13, 2010

Silver face

The act of putting a large amount of semen on someone's face.

During the porno shoot, the actor gave the actress a silver face for the final scene.

by Jalapeno Flavor November 17, 2010

snoodle face

when you put the for skin of one mans penis over another mans nose

dude wana snoodle face

by ledzeplin fire ants bj June 8, 2010

J-Face

The abbreviated version of Judgment Face - or the unconscious facial expression made while judging another person.

I gave major j-face to the girl wearing a beret.

by kbzimm April 25, 2006

PB&Face

PB&Face, 1. n. having peanut butter on your face, usually through forceful application. -ed, adj. -ing, v. -r, n.

2. n. a lewd sex act in which one individual positions his/her face directly under another individual's hindquarters resulting in a "PB&Face."

"Dude, let's go PB&Face that guy."
"She was just asking for a PB&Facing."
"I got PB&Faced at that party last night."

by RusskyJacob December 13, 2008