When you are vulnerable to needing sex once teased by a second party, and not yourself. You simply cannot fight it.
Jonny- "Yo, let's hit the strip club!"
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
Michael- "Na, man, I can't. Ive been feeling too bonerable lately."
by gasti phunk April 16, 2017

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)
by reaganaut October 7, 2011

It is the perfect PENIS real long, real thick and real nice MUSHROOM HEAD.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
CHIC-FILA meeting BONERJAMS.
It is the MISTAKES OF THE MILLENIUM AND CENTENIUM.
That EXTRAORDINARY BONER DOUG hey tell JOE to go in dry into that JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL COPROPHILE PEDOPHILE because of gay bashing self-hating ASSH0LE he is, won't have soon
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
Turn down that GODDAMN NOISE as the NERVE you come in here and violate the DWARFS comfort over there reading that BIBLE as you are commiting an EXTRAORDINARY BONER around ALEJANDRO the manager.
You gotta listen to these songs about the EXTRAORDINARY BONER as one from the last hundred years THAT'S MY MISTAKE MEN AT WORK and the MILLENIUM BEAUTIFUL MISTAKES ADAM LEVINE.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021

When you have a boner. It is patrolling see what's going on and what it can fuck. Usually at inconvenient times.
*kissing your girl*
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
*Kissing her too much and you're too horny*
*You get a boner*
"Oh dang, boner patrol!"
by Incubator September 18, 2023

When you’re getting that slurpy top and she lets out a little laugh as your kids slide down her throat, sounding like wet socks on a slippery dance floor
My guy flap got that good ole giggle Boner by that banging 10 leaving the bar (might have been a gay bar)
by Daddysocks19 August 3, 2024

Kyle used to own this big braulic black dude named Tyrone, he kept hitting on Kyles wife.. He was a total Boner Monkey
by Sindal January 16, 2025

A god-like erection that often comes as the result of not masturbating for long periods of time, and then doing something sexual.
by Poomah May 9, 2018
