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Simp bitch

A parasitic useless hoe of a woman who’s only skills are being a stealthy side hoe, sucking/fucking bare mans, complaining about their pathetic lives while depending on their main man and girlfriends to keep them from homelessness and hunger

They usually wear fake designer or hand me downs/overly used designer from 5+ years ago. They are insecure and will stay in unhappy situations (they usually aspire to be the main bitch/most important person in their benefactor’s life) because they are unable to achieve success on their own. They most likely have flat asses and cannot afford plastic surgery although their pretty face is the only reason why they get any male attention in the first place. They follow trends and have no real style; staying relevant keeps these simp bitches sane.
“Hey you seeing ____ tonight?”

“Nah fuck that simp bitch and her stank puss, shawty necked me all night I don’t need to see her stupid ass till next week”

“I heard about what happened between you and _____ are you okay?”

“That simp bitch tried to trap me with a pregnancy... I ain’t want no kids with a bitch like that. Stupid bitch can’t keep me outta her mouth, blowing up my phone now imma bout to block that flat ass”
by BBMM u simp hoes December 12, 2019
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Bitch Ass

Usually used as the first or last part of an insult, "Bitch Ass" is usually the slang term of "Bitch" and "Asshole", or, as a second slang term, it can be used to describe a person as a Bitch's Ass.

The word originates from prison slang, in which it was used to describe an inmates bitch.
"Man, look at this bitch ass punk, running around like a jit."

"What did the bitch ass say about me?"

"Man, you ugly. Bitch ass.*
by Squirrel_Live May 25, 2019
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Bum bitch

A bitch that talk mad shit and keeps getting her ass beat .A bitch that sucked everybody’s dick with a bum ass lace front.a broke bitch that always asking people for shit .A butch that wears off brand shit with dollar store weave in her head periodt Pooh.
“Why was you talking all that shit you bum bitch”
With your broke ass you bum bitch

Your ass can’t fight for shit

you bum bitch

Your a hoe ass bum bitch
by Hehehe426 June 13, 2019
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lame bitch

People named Archit who usually are bad a badminton. They claim to like the color orange and steal everything from their mentally ill friends.
Archit is such a lame bitch. He sucks at badminton!
by urmom694206969420 September 9, 2020
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seesaw bitch

To quote Katy Perry, someone who's hot then cold, yes then no, in then out.. up then down.
Person 1: "Why would she do that?"
Person 2: "Cuz she's a seesaw bitch!"
by Donna y squats March 18, 2017
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Bitch Culture

Bitch culture is when a Bitch purposefully does Bitchy things and then acts like she is in the right and turns every conflict against the victim while bitching to her other bitches about why she is right always and further enjoys the fact that she is a mega bitch, and then when you try to apologize the bitch tells all her bitch friends that you're Whipped AF and clingy when really all you want is to get along.

then when you've had enough and have a good comeback. bitch EXPLODES, further promoting the prepetual disease of Bitch Culture, until one day, you leave the bitch and she calls you a fuckboy and says all guys are the same...
Victim:I'm sorry baby, I'll come right back with some ice cream, Love you!

Bitch: K

Victim: why are you so rude sometimes?

Bitch: how dare you call me rude you fucking piece of shit, I said OK.

Victim:Actually you said K and it came off as kind of stand off-ish, Is everything K?

Bitch: You are a dick, no wonder your mother doesn't love you, this is why I don't bring you around my bitch friends. K bye.

Bitch Culture, is Fuckgirl} culture
by Spoonman vargasm April 19, 2016
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Bitch Patrol

When you arrive at the club and spot a group of 3 or more bitches in da club. When you approach said bitches and are accepted into the group, for the rest of the night you are on bitch patrol.
Friend: "ready to bounce?"
You: " I can't I'm on bitch patrol for the night."
by _TheFruitLoop_ May 16, 2016
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