Spunk maxxer

A individual who maximises the spunk (cum) output daily. For example jacking off once every 20 minutes

James is such a spunk maxxer, he never stops!

by Love hotmoms June 8, 2025

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Spuling

Like gooning but better

Soney is always spuling

by Jhonathan the second June 25, 2025

Spudding

Spudding is a slang for fist bumping

The man is spudding his friend

by Mcamm191 June 30, 2025

Spungus

The most beautiful leaf on a plant

"That leaf definitely is the spungus of the tree!"

by Terryeatzcrayonz July 18, 2025

SPUCK

The process of ranking a superpower or similar ability through the defined categories of Combat, Potency, Information, Assistance, Versatility, and Quality of Life. First seen in the writing project 'Enhanced'.

"Hey bro, ready for some SPUCKing?"
"Yeah, but only if we QoL"

by Timestalker July 28, 2025

Spunky Lee

A man who has blue hair and doesn’t care

Hey there’s spunky Lee who lives in Margate

by John Knowles July 30, 2025