Husband: The bog roll at your parent’s house is so soft and luxurious, it feels like I’m wiping my arse with a kitten.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
Wife: Yeah. They only buy Boomer Roll.
by Smell the Glove April 02, 2024
by pro2a July 15, 2020
very smart and wise never misses, educated on a lot of things, very understanding and can always help you and very hot 🤤🤤
by luna____ June 11, 2021
by PunchMunch August 14, 2024
by Waxed July 30, 2023
(Idiom) To create a favourable situation for one's ultimate goal. Originally from the idea of creating waves in the sea, in order to be able to surf on it.
"I shall roll my sea with the director, hopefully I can get those holidays I wanted"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"
"Are you trying to roll your sea by getting me drunk?"
"I rolled my sea with revision and packing so I can actually go out tomorrow despite having an exam Friday and going on holidays straight after"
by evilbleh May 30, 2017
Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
by Strop waffle March 20, 2020