Dirt pie

When a guy sticks his penis in your bum ,

Then sticks it in your vagina and cums .

Man my butt hurts from my last night's dirt pie

by Nexusmaybefire June 21, 2025

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

As American as apple pie

A common word almost exclusively used to describe when you take something and claim it as your own, encapsulating the true American way... Committing purgery

"go to the principal's office your essay is as American as apple pie"

by Just a guy on a mission July 4, 2025

Accokeek apple pie

Fucking an apple pie to the brink of climax then pulling out your phallus and inserting it into your partner using the apple pie excrement as lube until you creampie

She gave me an Accokeek apple pie because shes a futa

by XDBALLS July 16, 2025

Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family

Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself

by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025

Big Island Pot Pie

aka "Leftover Pork Pie" is the smell of nut residue in your foreskin the day after beating your meat.

Clean your dick nigga. I can smell that Big Island Pot Pie from across the room.

Damn bro, is that Big Island Pot Pie?

by Zabregah August 9, 2025

Generational Steam Pie Refinery

Often done in a sauna to loosen the scrotum skin for ease of nutsack mechanics... the male will lay on his back while a grand daughter & mother are face down on each side, each with one testicle in their vagina to kegel-frack the semen reserves while the grandmother rides the rig until striking oil.

I met that family at the hotel pool so I took them to the sauna to give grannie the ol Generational Steam Pie Refinery... mom and daughter really kegel-fracked my balls off!

by Wtfucker!? August 10, 2025