penis picker

When your taste in men is bad; can't find a good man; date all the wrong types

Her penis picker is broken because she keeps going out with the wrong guys who treat her horribly bad.

penis picker by Lolo Knows February 19, 2017

penis gum 

A semen soaked piece of gum.

When soaking regular gum with semen for 3 and half days, you'll be left with regular gum with a faint white tint. Make sure to make it look exactly like the original shape, in order to not cause suspicion. The best use for this prank is by going to a social event and sharing with friends and or family. Not many people catch on, because they would never expect a cum soaked piece of gum.

Hey, name of unsuspecting victim, want some penis gum?

penis gum by Flavored Gum March 21, 2017

penis linking 

When 2 men staple there cocks together

Zach and Collin Penis linking

penis linking by AwesomeDude91 April 9, 2017

penis parker 

Penis parker is a comedy version of Peter parker and he really likes pizza time and Uncle ben When he does not get pizza time he gets really mad

Person: Do you wanna have Penis parker: PIZZA TIME?

penis parker by KENthebird August 9, 2017

penis collidus 

When two males walk past each other and their genitals touch

“Me and Todd just experienced penis collidus”

penis collidus by Conn611144 October 26, 2017

Penis dragon 

When u drag you long, hairy, penis across some niggas face

Damn that nigga just penis dragoned me breh.

Penis dragon by Jeffery homes November 17, 2017

Penis Brigade 

1.A mob of gay dudes that go around straight bashing heterosexual men.

2.A witch hunt for straightys by lgbt people who are heterophobic.

The penis brigade beat up stan because he said there are only two genders.

Penis Brigade by Gay4Ghosts July 2, 2018