penis probe

A probe used to measure the width of the hole on your dick.
Mainly used by nerds like Roman to see any width improvement

“My peepee has no difference in width since I last used my penis probe...”

by WeinerWank’nWilly November 25, 2019

rhino penis

DON'T FUCKING LOOK KIDS, AT THE FUCKING RHINO PENIS IT WILL FUCKING END EVERYTHING YOU EVER LOVED

girl 1: I love rhino penises
girl 2: eww, thats fucking gross
gay guy: they are the best! Huon has one!
girl 2: how do you know that??
gay guy? what?! he left his window open

by bigdaddyranga April 28, 2019

penis nose

that one persons nose that is shaped like a large ass penis dick. like the tip just be hanging on the end like a dead end of a peen tip. bruh <— like that. look it’s circumcised!

girl; her nose lowkey looks like a circumcised penis.

girl2; yeah for sho she be lookin like a rat lol
girl; right she should cut that shIit off what a penis nose.

by local penis girl xx mauh November 29, 2019

Vaginya Penis

It’s when the woman’s Vagina is soooooo fat it looks like a penis

Guy: took the girl I smashed last night had a Vaginya Penis
Guy: damn broo

by Lalabeappo December 4, 2019

Dr penis

When you ask the server to stick their penis in your Dr pepper

Yo, can I get uhhhhhhhhh Dr penis

by Xsilver169 December 7, 2019

Zombie Penis

When you cum yet get another boner 2 minutes later.

Wow Barry, i was jacking off, i came everywhere, then i got a zombie penis!

by ThiccAnimeBitches March 25, 2019

penis task

When a woman asks a man to complete something easy on her behalf, typically because she's too lazy, inept or just looking for male attention. The woman in question is of the mind that men put the pussy on a pedestal and will do anything for brownie points.

When Becky gave me the penis task of hanging pictures in her office, I just laughed and walked away.

by SeñorGuapo April 17, 2019