a cute little korean lady that likes to fart, yell, meow, poop, scream, laugh, and snort. Pootie is one of the cutest people you will probably ever meet. She is so full of life and makes you laugh. She has the most genuine heart and is so caring. She is a little scary tho...
Girl 1: Ugh she's so lucky her mom is a Pootie Park
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
Girl 2: Sameee I wish I grow up to be Pootie Park too!!
by ooga booga pooga November 25, 2021
Get the Pootie Parkmug. It is the nagging feeling that if you do something bad, you won't get that cherry parking space or some dude will pull right in front of you as you pull in. It is particularly bad at colleges where the idea of every man for himself combines with late for class. So you spend your life trying to build up parking karma, and are always frustrated.
Damn it, that dude just pulled right in front of me and took my space. I shouldn't have called Becka a bitch last night. Karma Parking!!!
by Bozlog February 12, 2014
Get the karma parkingmug. by King of the slang October 13, 2025
Get the Park Wankermug. End result of a massive military campaign, implying the destruction of the land and infrastructure so throrough that the remains will just be flat, empty land.
by spedudomid October 7, 2023
Get the Parking lotmug. A sexual treat that is the result of doing anal in a shitty asshole and cumming in it. The moon pie is the dick with cum and shit on it.
I fucked the shit out of that chick last night and she ate the Marine Park moon pie after we were done!
by Snake Park Boys August 20, 2016
Get the Marine Park Moon Piemug. (verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same ridiculous tall-tale ones, over and over again, and using them in different situations and on different people
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, did you hear your mother, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets; I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling everybody your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma July 24, 2013
Get the telling everybody your limo is triple parkedmug. "BRUH BRUH I GOT DAT DAILY PARKING PASS TO AUBREY'S VAGINAL CAVITY"
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
Second guy: "Why the fuck do you tell me this?'
by FuckMeInMyLooseAsshole May 4, 2014
Get the daily parkingmug.