Rona Parks

A suburban middle aged white woman who feels entitled and is upset that rules can’t be bent for her. Is very pressed that she isn’t allowed to shop with her young children without masks on during a pandemic for new lighting or some other useless shit because she is simply bored and hasn’t had a good fucking in a long time. She then proceeds on to FB to air her grievances about being discriminated because she is a mom and compares herself to civil rights icon Rosa Parks

Mindless Megan: FB family. Can you believe those meanies at menards wouldn’t let me shop with my kids for some new lighting? They discriminated against me because I’m a mom with kids. That’s not fair! I feel like Rosa Parks.
FB: Calm your tits, Rona Parks

by Sephe319 May 1, 2020

Parking Pirate

A Parking Pirate is someone who lurks in parking lots at malls and major retailers seeking out the best possible parking spot. These people will circle aimlessly, avoiding all the open spots at the back of the lot, until alas, they spot their mark...the shopper with bags in one hand, and keys in the other.

This pirate then creeps upon it's target, slowly following them as they make their way across the lot. They're watching you. They're following you. They are going to pillage you for your spot.

As you get closer to your vehicle, their blinker goes on. Avast! They're set to drop anchor. Fire in the hole!

There's always so many Parking Pirates at the mall right before Christmas.

by Jenn Gren December 19, 2008

Screaming parking lot lady

A loud bitch that goes on a rant about illegal photography in a parking lot. The video starts out with her getting out of a car and demanding a camera. For 4 minutes, she screams about illegal photography and trespassing. At one point someone gets too close to her and she screams GET AWAY FROM ME. he asks what they did wrong and she says(or screams).....

1.TRESPASSING
2.ILLEGAL PHOTOGRAPHS
3.YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
4. YOUVE BEEN YELLED AT

go on youtube and search "crazy screaming lady" It will be the first thing

"YE KNOW WHAT ASSHOLE?!"

~Screaming parking lot lady

by poopypants993 December 11, 2010

trailer parkian water canal

when a chick douches and then lets the douche water flow into another womans vagina

big tits Mcgee-"hey courtney, you still up for that trailer parkian water canal?" courtney cuntbag-"sure tits, what time you get off of work?" big tits Mcgee-"seven" courtney cuntbag-"great! i will go buy a condom so we can do the alaskan pipline after" big tits Mcgee-"oh yea,great idea! hey, do you have some eggs at your house?" courtney cuntbag-"yea, why?" big tits Mcgee-"well, i was thinking, maybe we could do the porchegese breakfeast while were at it? and i could call jimmy and we could maybe do the mind worm?" courtney cuntbag-"sounds like a date!

by gabriel anakin and jeremy August 24, 2008

car parked

When one is completely inebriated (aka drunk)

Oh Harry can you drive tonight? I'm completely car parked!

by MikeMac December 18, 2008

Parking Lot

A traffic jam where not a single car is moving.

The 101-405 interchange was a parking lot at rush hour.

by ncode April 12, 2006

hard parking

Coined by at least by the Honda-Tech mob describing cars that have all the "race"/track mods known to man and beast only to be parked up or never raced.

Benen tow hooks, lowered some much you scrape EVERYTHING, therefore things that are race used but all the car does is "hard parking"

by mr_ben April 10, 2007