Montana Proposal

A Montana proposal is where you shit into a jar, and send it to the lady, man, or other of your choice. If the recipient sends the jar back, then the proposal is accepted.

Jimmy: hey, I just sent Sally a Montana proposal.
John: Nice man, you get anything back yet?

by Callmecaleb October 21, 2020

Montana

Not very productive, like at all. Somehow manages to take 25 minutes to print a photo and than criticises people for not doing work when she hasn’t done anything as well. Somehow starts fun to hang out with but in a few months, she will push you down the fucking stairs and then blame you. Says that she has “things going on”. Has more boyfriends than the amount of planets in our goddamn solar system.

My fucking god, you’re starting to remind me of being in a group task with Montana!
(Insult)

by LingLongDingDong October 30, 2020

Montana

No fucking internet. But its a very beautiful state

Any data service ad: "we cover 90% of the US"
As i see the grey mass that is Montana

by FetusinVenus November 4, 2020

Montana Hannah

(Adj) A descriptive phrase used when you have the worst of both worlds.

“I saw a Dodge Charger limo the other day.”

“Yikes. That’s Montana Hannah for sure.”

by Itsmee November 17, 2020

Monta

A person or thing who acts.stupid.or acts like a device thats is broken

Who why are you acting like a monta
Thats so monta of you get some helpA!

by Looooooooooiioil January 16, 2021

maount

it is essentially a term used to describe ones feelings of frustration and hatred to another's feelings towards them that they cannot seem to avoid or return politely.

lola felt lots of maount towards kev.

by izys liover January 1, 2021

Montana mooch muffer

Another term for mustaches. It also implies the person with the stache uses it to tickle mens buttholes.

I was hanging out with my old boss the other day and used my Montana mooch muffer to tickle his butthole.

by Slimpickins5431 January 6, 2021