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Indeed, to live is to cause others trouble
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I’m Michael and I’m gay.
by Rokublue October 19, 2025
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a Craig Michael Thornton

A guy who is overly obsessed with small details and is very unfunny. Also has a big willy.
Can be abbreviated into CMT
You know that guy Jonny, he's a Craig Michael Thornton.
by Harry, the word man November 1, 2025
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Michael Norton

The most handsome person alive with straight A's, infinite rizz, and has a 7-inch dick. A "Michael Norton" also has an unimaginable amount of aura (higher than Graham's number!). He locks in for NNN and loves Instagram. A "Michael Norton" is typically Gen Z and strongly despises Gen Alpha. Just a chill guy.
That guy is such a "Michael Norton" bro
by Mic2267 November 17, 2025
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Michael Copper

That... I'm probably going to buy that.
Hym "Yeah I am probably going to buy that Michael Copper Black Eye Club comic. I am really easy to sell shit to!"
by Hym Iam November 21, 2025
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Michaelle

The goddess of joy, laughter

Drowns her enemies in laughing to death, is always wearing a golden, baby blue and olive green mask to hide her struggles to help everyone else
Yoo I aspire to be a michaelle
by Thehandsomejester November 22, 2025
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Michael

Hym "You know, I had a friend in high-school and his mom was always calling him Michael but and it would always catch the both of us because it's ALSO my middle name."
by Hym Iam January 4, 2026
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michael bortolussi

Michael Bortolussi (noun): A revolutionary, highly sought-after gadget for bedroom shenanigans, combining cutting-edge technology with just the right amount of mystery and pizzazz. Known for its sleek design, unexpected features, and a tendency to spark uncontrollable erections mid-use, the Michael Bortolussi has become the ultimate toy and the pièce de résistance of any adventurous evening. Warning: Side effects may include excessive erections, questionable decision-making, and the occasional "kill me now" moment.
honey get the michael bortolussi im feeling romantical
by Michael bortolussi lover 99 January 15, 2025
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