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Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.
1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.
by red circle July 23, 2025
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Jesus School

A school that prays a unessecary excessive amount of times a day. You spend so much money on school but it still manages to be broke
John asked his mom “ My school needs $50 from each student” mom then replies “why?” And John quickly says “wth mom it’s going broke”. Mom says “ oop that sounds like Jesus School “
by Urtletheturtle August 4, 2018
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Jesus Jammer

Someone who tries to cram a fresh load of unwanted religion down your throat.
Keith: You should get in touch with God, Kenneth.
Kenneth the Athiest: What a jesus jammer...
by somedude149 May 13, 2014
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Black Jesus Cult

A cult for black jesus, participated in non racist acts and ran by Sid and jimmathy
Boy: black Jesus cult
Girl:the cult
Boy: bitch lasagne
by Budmouth6969 February 5, 2019
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Jesus

Guy 1: Do you know jesus?
Guy 2: Hell yea man hes a legend
by lplikferd August 4, 2024
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Tranny Jesus

Mostly known for her moodboards and sense of humor, she likes to give advice to dolls who are struggling to transition and she gives them tips on how to pass even if they don’t have access to hormones. She also likes to think of herself as Wendy Williams but if she was TS (transsexual) because she likes to update on what the dolls are doing and does the hot topic on twitter whenever something messy happens. She has a hatred for gay boys that use doll appropriation and calls them out for it. Although, she’s not a very famous doll page, her goal followers is to have 10k+ followers so she can made a broadcast on instagram for the dolls to see.
Doll 1: “Omg have you seen this doll page named Tranny Jesus? She’s so funny.”

Doll 2: “Yes, I love her. I literally pray to Tranny Jesus that in the future that i look fish while transitioning 🎀”
by Tranny Jesus January 1, 2024
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Jesus Christ

(To the editors, please let this be approved. I am in no way trying to impose my beliefs on anyone, as I am not forcing anyone to convert to Christianity and am not trying to offend anyone either. All I want to do is help people because Christ saved my life when I was in a really bad spot and would like for others to feel the same amount of joy as I am right now. Thank you)
Jesus Christ- A character from the Holy Bible. Many believe Jesus Christ is fictional, but there is a ton of historical proof that says Jesus Christ really did exist and really did die on the cross. Moreover, a lot of people have decided not to put their faith in Jesus Christ, as they believe that the whole notion of there being a god who will save us all is asinine. This is wrong for two reasons.
Jesus Christ is the way and the true and the life
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