September 1

The day where a funny mustache man decided to do some trolling and started one of the largest conflicts in history

Person 1: How did the war start?
Person 2: some guy with a funny mustache on September 1 decided to do some trolling and invaded Poland

by Utvnrebhevhfvng January 26, 2023

Feb 1

People born Feb 1st are just so fucking gay.

John: No wonder Alex is gay he’s birthday is Feb 1st.

by SmellyDurag June 19, 2023

November 1

Make up your own holiday.

Show your bsf/lover how much you love/appreciate them.

Bsf: You know what today is?
Me: November 1?
Bsf: No it’s the day where you show me how much you love me.
Me: Ok. *Gives long hug*

by Somerandochick November 1, 2022

1

1 is the number preceding 0 and following 2.It is neither prime or composite.In scientific notation,it is written as 1x10 to the power of 0.

Tim:Where did everybody go at the party?!?
Isaac:Yeah,there's only 1 person!!!

by Isaac Pennachi December 9, 2020

The #1 Aura Stan

the only #1 aura stan is @hausofdiba on twitter. The other b*tches want to be like her but she’ll cry, sweat, scream, smile, dance, sing, f*ck to that song.

look its Diba, the #1 Aura Stan!

by haus of diba July 4, 2019

November 1

Twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s birthday

Friend 1”hey what’s today ?”
Friend 2” it’s George day !”
Friend 1”what in they fuck is that ?”
Friend 2” it’s twitch streamer GeorgeNotFound’s BIRTHDAY NOVEMBER 1 is the day he was born”
Friend 2 “oh tell George happy birthday gay bitch”

by Quackity me beloved November 17, 2022

1

Since there are so many ways you can use this, use it! This could be like 1234567890 or 0987654321 or qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm1ormnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq0987654321 or ngfdgfssdcvjhgnbfvw1hgbvxfcgvvb xcgfdzsda1q2w1qws32q3e12q211ws1xwsfcfghvbvcsdafvdfxdvcdszcxv… Sorry, I fell asleep.

Teacher:Use 1 in a word.*major mistake*
The other 8 billion people in the world: a1 b1 c1 d1 e1…*all different*
Teacher:*spanks themselves*

by hissingcobra January 16, 2024