hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

hot-douche

(n): A man or woman that is attractive and a bit of a d-bag. See also: Adam Levine.

Adam Levine would be a tall drink of water if he wasn't such a hot-douche.

by Maroon4 December 19, 2013

Hot Topic

A store found in some malls that was originally for mostly bands or gothic clothing, but now seems to focus more on Pop Culture stuff. The last time I went into Hot Topic, they had a wall of Disney Pullovers, Doctor Who stuff, some Marvel and even My Little Pony merch (for the bronies...I guess?) I rarely see anyone who shops there who looks older than 18. It's a neat store, last time I was there I got a David Tenant shirt, Wicked witch shirt, a Little Mermaid tank top and a Loki vs Thor shirt (which I now regret, as looking online they have much better Loki shirts online!)

Honestly there is probably something in here for everyone in Hot Topic...

by longlostchild December 28, 2013

Hot Mop

When a man ejaculates on a woman's face and then swirls his erect penis in the seminal fluids creating a creamy facemask.

Oh my god Tom hot mopped me last night and now my skin is so radiant and clear.

by Cisonyourface January 30, 2015

business hot

A man or woman who is very good looking, but even more so when dressed in formal business attire.

Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that skirt gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."

Bro #1: "Did you see Tiffany from accounting today?"
Bro #2: "Yeah brah, that pantsuit gave me a business erection"
Broette #1: "For real, she is so business hot, I'd eat that for lunch!"
Bro #1 and 2: "..... <drooling>...."

by Jrock126 January 31, 2015

HOT SANDBOX

HOT SANDBOX, HOT SANDBOXED, : Sex on the beach.

#1 We did the Hot Sandbox in the ocean. #2 He asked if he could Hot Sandbox me under the Boardwalk. #3 When the moon and the tide began to rise. we Hot Sandboxed all night. #4 We crawled under the beach blanket and Hot Sandboxed, no one even knew...

by Da Vido and the Libeatos March 31, 2015

hot donnie

when a drink or a shot is ordered at a bar and the bartender serves you the drink in a piping hot glass fresh out of the dishwasher.

"Why did you spit out that shot of tequila?!"
"I couldn't help it man, I got hot donnied."

by BarHavoc May 6, 2015